Monday, March 30, 2009

Celebrities We Would Take Pleasure in Slapping

1. Paula (Pooler according to Simon) Abdul
2. Richard Simmons
3. Vince the Sham Wow Dude- he hooks up with hookers eeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!! This trait is only acceptable if your name is Windsor and your friend is Myron.
4. Billy Mays- Please stop screaming at us to buy your silly putty/life insurance/oxy clean. Is his beard sprayed on?????
5. Tyra Banks-Let's see how fierce she is when we slap her silly.
6. Nancy O'Dell- She just thinks she is so perfect...and orange.
7. Billy Bush-Not because he is realated to GWB just because he is annoying
8. David Caruso- Such an arrogant little man
9. Mario Lopez- We tried to leave the Douchebags off the list but we really want to smack this wanker.
10. Steve-O- Really dude you can get your balls set on fire but you get internal injuries ballroom dancing?

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