Celebrities We Would Take Pleasure in Slapping

1. Paula (Pooler according to Simon) Abdul
2. Richard Simmons
3. Vince the Sham Wow Dude- he hooks up with hookers eeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!! This trait is only acceptable if your name is Windsor and your friend is Myron.
4. Billy Mays- Please stop screaming at us to buy your silly putty/life insurance/oxy clean. Is his beard sprayed on?????
5. Tyra Banks-Let's see how fierce she is when we slap her silly.
6. Nancy O'Dell- She just thinks she is so perfect...and orange.
7. Billy Bush-Not because he is realated to GWB just because he is annoying
8. David Caruso- Such an arrogant little man
9. Mario Lopez- We tried to leave the Douchebags off the list but we really want to smack this wanker.
10. Steve-O- Really dude you can get your balls set on fire but you get internal injuries ballroom dancing?

Long Lost

One week from today Myron and Win will be back in action in Harlan Coben's latest novel, Long Lost. If you have never heard of Myron and Win, then get off the computer and go to the bookstore and pick up Deal Breaker, the first in the series. Myron is a former basketball star turned sports agent and Win is his bestie who manages the financial needs of Myron's clients. They are kind of like us, but with crime solving abilities, a penchant for hookers (Win) and Yoo Hoo (Myron), and they have peens. Well I suppose they really are nothing like us but we absolutely adore the characters, all the twist and turns, and the pure enjoyment that every book provides. April will get to meet Harlan Coben in a couple of weeks, there will be pics to follow. Harlan will not be in Arizona so Jess is very jealous and will probably sit in the closet and cry.